Some Enchanted Evening…

Posted By elissa on Feb 11, 2012 | 2 comments

Valentine’s Day is approaching! While it’s just another “Hallmark Holiday” to yours truly, lots of people take it more seriously. For them, it’s a time of romance, to be celebrated with champagne, flowers, jewelry, heart-shaped boxes of chocolate…

And dinner boxes from Pizza Hut???

Yep. For only $10,010, you can order Pizza Hut’s “Perfect Proposal” package! Pizza Hut will provide you with everything you need to impress the love of your life: a ruby ring, flowers, limo service, fireworks, a photographer, a videographer and – best of all – a $10 Dinner Box.

Be still, my heart…

I’m being sarcastic, of course. Seriously: What’s romantic about a marriage proposal orchestrated by the senior management of a mediocre pizza restaurant chain? I can’t think of a Valentine’s Day gift LESS likely to sweep me off my feet than this one. If my (hypothetical) S.O. had $10K he wanted to blow on me; and this is how he chose to spend it; my answer would be an unequivocal “No!” In fact, he’d probably end up wearing the Dinner Box.

Corporate America comes up with some bizarre promotions… but – off the top of my head – I think this may be the weirdest one I’ve seen, to date.

(via Jezebel)