{"id":6821,"date":"2013-03-19T22:00:17","date_gmt":"2013-03-20T02:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ultimatefatburner.com\/?p=6821"},"modified":"2013-03-19T22:07:54","modified_gmt":"2013-03-20T02:07:54","slug":"too-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/too-funny\/","title":{"rendered":"Too Funny&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While sipping my a.m. coffee, I stumbled on over an article from <a href=\"http:\/\/ordinary-gentlemen.com\/russellsaunders\/2013\/03\/please-do-not-volunteer-for-this-study\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The League of Ordinary Gentlemen<\/a>, about a blogger who thinks he&#8217;s invented the perfect alternative to food.<\/p>\n<p>Yes&#8230; you read that right. An alternative to <em>food<\/em>. SRSLY.<\/p>\n<p>The author of the &#8220;League&#8221; article, Russell Saunders, is a pediatrician, so he knows a thing or two about human physiology, nutritional needs, blood tests and&#8230; medical food products that already do <em>exactly<\/em> what the blogger is attempting to do, which means he&#8217;s basically re-inventing the wheel.<\/p>\n<p>Dr. Saunders&#8217; take is on this is pretty amusing.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Hey, everybody! Here\u2019s a fun little medical quiz for today. Can anyone tell me what the sharp whitish pointy things in your mouth are called?<\/p>\n<p>Did you say \u201cteeth\u201d? Excellent. Pat yourself on the back. Does anyone know why we have them?<\/p>\n<p>Did you say \u201cto eat things\u201d? Strong work. Have a biscuit.<\/p>\n<p>Why am I asking these questions, which my preschooler would find bleedingly obvious were I to put them to him? Because apparently there is a man out there who <a href=\"http:\/\/robrhinehart.com\/?p=298\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">wants to render them superfluous<\/a>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>LOL. If you could use a good giggle (and a dose of common sense), check out the rest of &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/ordinary-gentlemen.com\/russellsaunders\/2013\/03\/please-do-not-volunteer-for-this-study\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Please Do Not Volunteer For This Study<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While sipping my a.m. coffee, I stumbled on over an article from The League of Ordinary Gentlemen, about a blogger who thinks he&#8217;s invented the perfect alternative to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,14,16],"tags":[1836],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6821"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6821"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6821\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6824,"href":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6821\/revisions\/6824"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6821"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6821"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6821"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}