{"id":648,"date":"2008-12-31T02:24:02","date_gmt":"2008-12-31T00:24:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ultimatefatburner.com\/?p=648"},"modified":"2015-02-12T21:21:03","modified_gmt":"2015-02-13T02:21:03","slug":"buy-car-dr-suzanne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/buy-car-dr-suzanne\/","title":{"rendered":"Would You Buy A Car from Dr. Suzanne?"},"content":{"rendered":"

When we last heard from “Dr. Suzanne” Gudakunst<\/a>, she was\u00a0offering to be our very bestest friend\u00a0and\u00a0promising\u00a0to protect us from the perils of thunder thighs, icky parasites and medical\/food industry\/government conspiracies…all for the low, low price of $37. As I recently discovered (h\/t to Paul and commenter “Fee<\/a>“)\u00a0she’s hawking her own supplement products too! Her line, “Lotus Purity<\/a>” is billed as “The Most Effective Colon and Parasite Cleansing Program on the Internet!”<\/p>\n

That one sentence alone is almost enough to make my head explode.\u00a0 In my profession, words have MEANING.\u00a0 So when I read\u00a0something like that, I immediately ask questions like:<\/p>\n

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  1. What criteria were used for judging the effectiveness of the product?<\/li>\n
  2. What other products was it compared to?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    But I know there won’t be any answers.\u00a0\u00a0I’m not\u00a0supposed to ask those questions…let alone questions like:<\/p>\n

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    1. Is colon cleansing even necessary?<\/li>\n
    2. Are “do-it-yourself” parasite cures really a good idea?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      But I don’t even want to go there right now. Let’s stay focused on “Dr. Suzanne” and the claims for Lotus Purity.<\/p>\n

      And those claims are right up front:<\/p>\n