{"id":5901,"date":"2012-02-28T06:18:19","date_gmt":"2012-02-28T04:18:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ultimatefatburner.com\/?p=5901"},"modified":"2015-03-09T09:22:25","modified_gmt":"2015-03-09T13:22:25","slug":"lol-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/lol-2\/","title":{"rendered":"LOL! Spam"},"content":{"rendered":"

This doesn’t have much to do with health, nutrition, fitness or supps, but it did make me laugh!<\/p>\n

first name: Gxxxxxxxxxxe<\/p>\n

feedback: yes<\/p>\n

textfield3: Hi Buddy,<\/p>\n

This is Gxxxxxxxa,<\/p>\n

I went through your\u00a0 site while surfing in Google, I am very much impressed with your site’s unique information’s, and We are pleased to inform you that we do write articles for such unique sites without cost.<\/p>\n

Article are sure for its unusual quality to invite traffic to your website. We provide relevant articles based on the topics suggested for your site No duplication or copying of the article is done. we write contents exclusively for your site on demand.And also we are providing seo services for your blog to make progess in the google serp page. It may result to the increase the traffic to your site.<\/p>\n

In return we expect a link connecting to our website from your webpage.<\/p>\n

Awaiting for your positive reply.<\/p>\n

Feel free to contact us gxxxxxxxxxxxe12@gmail.com<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

LOL! Other than x-ing out the name, this is a verbatim copy of\u00a0a\u00a0“business offer”\u00a0that was sent to Paul: punctuation errors, clunky sentences and all. Needless to state,\u00a0it damn near broke my irony meter –\u00a0if you’re offering to write articles, it helps to be able to, y’know, write<\/strong>.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Whether\u00a0it’s a\u00a0legit offer or a scam… doesn’t matter. Only\u00a0a total moron\u00a0would\u00a0respond positively\u00a0to an overture like this.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately, this isn’t the first\u00a0off-the-wall\u00a0pitch that\u00a0Paul has passed on, and I’m sure it won’t be the last. He’s an internet businessman, after all…\u00a0it’s kinda\u00a0like moths to a flame.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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