{"id":5844,"date":"2012-02-11T06:49:11","date_gmt":"2012-02-11T04:49:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ultimatefatburner.com\/?p=5844"},"modified":"2015-02-16T08:57:38","modified_gmt":"2015-02-16T13:57:38","slug":"some-enchanted-evening","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/some-enchanted-evening\/","title":{"rendered":"Some Enchanted Evening…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Valentine’s Day is approaching! While it’s just another “Hallmark Holiday” to yours truly, lots of people take it more seriously. For them, it’s a time of romance, to be celebrated with champagne, flowers, jewelry, heart-shaped boxes of chocolate…<\/p>\n

And dinner boxes from Pizza Hut???<\/a><\/p>\n

Yep. For only $10,010,\u00a0you\u00a0can order Pizza Hut’s “Perfect Proposal” package! Pizza Hut will provide you with\u00a0everything you need to impress the love of your life:\u00a0a ruby ring, flowers, limo service, fireworks, a photographer, a videographer and – best of all – a $10 Dinner Box.<\/p>\n

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Be still, my heart…<\/p>\n

I’m being sarcastic, of course. Seriously: What’s romantic about\u00a0a marriage proposal\u00a0orchestrated by the senior management of a mediocre pizza restaurant chain?\u00a0I can’t think of a\u00a0Valentine’s Day gift\u00a0LESS likely to sweep me off my feet than this one. If my (hypothetical) S.O. had $10K he wanted to blow on me; and this<\/em> is how he chose to spend it; my answer would be an unequivocal “No!” In fact, he’d probably end up wearing the Dinner Box.<\/p>\n

Corporate America comes up with some\u00a0bizarre promotions… but – off the top of my head – I think this may be the weirdest one I’ve seen, to date.<\/p>\n

(via Jezebel<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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