{"id":4244,"date":"2010-12-04T07:36:48","date_gmt":"2010-12-04T05:36:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ultimatefatburner.com\/?p=4244"},"modified":"2015-02-16T09:03:38","modified_gmt":"2015-02-16T14:03:38","slug":"welldressed-cute-girls-mixing-godawful-drinks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/welldressed-cute-girls-mixing-godawful-drinks\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Well-dressed cute girls mixing god-awful drinks&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Shortly after he returned\u00a0from his volunteer stint at the Red Cross today, Number One Son\u00a0ambled into my office\u00a0and greeted me with a cheery, &#8220;Hey Mom, wanna see something disgusting?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Kids are so cute.<\/p>\n<p>But of course, I had to go see what he had up on his computer monitor. And I was immediately sorry.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->It was\u00a0a YouTube video\u00a0explaining how to make a\u00a0&#8220;McNuggetini.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">[youtube:http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=iX8Hzxu7C1g]<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Bleurrrgh!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">At first I thought it was strictly\u00a0a gag (pun intended). But apparently the young women in\u00a0the vid\u00a0believe\u00a0that devising revolting\u00a0ways to get s**t-faced\u00a0is a\u00a0recipe for\u00a0fame and fortune.\u00a0At least that&#8217;s the sense I got from\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/myaccount.nytimes.com\/auth\/login?URI=www-nc.nytimes.com\/2009\/12\/17\/fashion\/17nuggetini.html&amp;REFUSE_COOKIE_ERROR=SHOW_ERROR\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">this 2009 article<\/a> on the subject.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>JUDGMENT came swiftly from the dozen or so bloggers, friends and cocktail enthusiasts gathered at an East Village bar this month to sample the McNuggetini, a sweet-and-savory libation made from McDonald\u2019s menu items and vanilla vodka (hint: rim the glass with barbecue sauce).<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s disgusting,\u201d said Aidan Flax-Clark, an editor from Brooklyn.<\/p>\n<p>The honest appraisal didn\u2019t faze Alie Ward and Georgia Hardstark, a pair of winsome drinking buddies from Los Angeles who have ridden the McNuggetini to cult status on the Internet and are now hoping for more.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;But it wasn\u2019t until pictures of their concoctions spread across the Web that the two saw a possible career path online (or an online path to a career). \u201cMcNuggetini is a game, and we are going to win,\u201d Ms. Ward declared.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;But Ms. Ward and Ms. Hardstark are hopeful. \u201cDenise Richards is probably a millionaire, and Lorenzo Lamas\u2019s children have their own TV deal,\u201d Ms. Ward wrote in an e-mail message, \u201cso my hosting a cooking or travel show really isn\u2019t as mythical a notion as, say, unicorns or the Kraken.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I guess I\u00a0should update\u00a0the lede to\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/pass-pumpple\/\" target=\"_blank\">my\u00a0post about the Pumpple Cake<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>One of the things that fascinates me about food in this day and age, is how its morphed from\u2026 well, food\u2026 into an edible spectacle. Food gets far more attention than it\u2019s worth, in myriad television shows, advertisements, books, magazines, DVDs, web sites, etc.<\/p>\n<p>Probably the most grotesque aspect of this phenomenon \u2013 at least to my mind \u2013 is the way various chefs\/restrauteurs\/entrepreneurs vie for media (and customer) attention by creating food monstrosities: whoever makes (or eats)\u00a0the biggest, greasiest, gooiest or weirdest concoction is guaranteed his\/her\/their 15 minutes of fame.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Obviously, it&#8217;s not restricted to chefs and restrauteurs. Every day people\u00a0can get in on the act, too &#8211; all you need is a video camera, some decent software and a pathetic yearning for attention.\u00a0All I can say, the bar for celebrity is set pretty low\u00a0if this\u00a0is all it takes to attract an audience:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>One commenter on YouTube summed up their appeal: \u201cWell-dressed cute girls mixing god-awful drinks? I can\u2019t stop watching.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to think it takes a little more talent\u00a0to land a cooking or travel show&#8230; but with a little luck &#8211; and a million or so more viewers &#8211; a cameo in a Weezer video could well be\u00a0within Alie and Georgia&#8217;s grasp.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">[youtube:http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=PQHPYelqr0E]<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">I wish them luck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shortly after he returned\u00a0from his volunteer stint at the Red Cross today, Number One Son\u00a0ambled into my office\u00a0and greeted me with a cheery, &#8220;Hey Mom, wanna see something [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[19,28],"tags":[619,1244],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4244"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4244"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4244\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9762,"href":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4244\/revisions\/9762"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}