{"id":3828,"date":"2010-08-14T02:31:23","date_gmt":"2010-08-14T00:31:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ultimatefatburner.com\/?p=3828"},"modified":"2010-08-14T02:31:23","modified_gmt":"2010-08-14T00:31:23","slug":"krispy-kreme-krapburger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/krispy-kreme-krapburger\/","title":{"rendered":"Krispy Kreme Krapburger"},"content":{"rendered":"

I couldn’t watch this without going “Ewwwwww!”<\/p>\n

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Ok, so it’s “only” 500 calories. Two points:<\/p>\n

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    The vast majority of people already eat too many calories… and too many empty calories at that.\u00a0 All those “only’s” can add up… fast.<\/div>\n<\/li>\n
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    If you’re going to have a 500 calorie treat… why eat some gnarly, grease-ball hybrid fair-food\u00a0monstrosity\u00a0created\u00a0solely to be outrageous? Go have something wonderful, instead.<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    I loved “Doghouse Riley’s” description of this thing<\/a>:<\/p>\n

    GREETINGS from the Land of the Doughnut Burger, which, in case you’ve been living under a rock, is the Taste Sensation That’s Sweeping the Indiana State Fair, and God Knows It Needs Sweeping. That’s David Letterman’s line, and if I recall correctly, the Indiana State Fair was what inspired it in the first place. Here’s the recipe:<\/p>\n

    1. Find a cow which died of something.<\/p>\n

    2. Grind up all the parts no one would eat if they were recognizable.<\/p>\n

    3. Form into patties. Fry if there’s time.<\/p>\n

    4. Serve, replacing the traditional bun with Krispy Kreme\u2122 doughnuts, which, so far as I can tell, are just like real doughnuts, except in place of a doughnut fryer they use Petrie dishes.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    Hee-hee!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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