{"id":1585,"date":"2009-04-19T18:50:58","date_gmt":"2009-04-19T16:50:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ultimatefatburner.com\/?p=1585"},"modified":"2015-02-13T08:35:10","modified_gmt":"2015-02-13T13:35:10","slug":"clown-car-supplements","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/clown-car-supplements\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Clown Car&#8221; Supplements"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m currently wrapping up a review on Muscle Asylum Project&#8217;s &#8220;Freak Fix Muscle Whey.&#8221;\u00a0 For those of you who don&#8217;t already know, MAP is owned by Iovate Health Sciences &#8211; the parent company of Muscletech.\u00a0 Now MAP is a separate label, but it&#8217;s really a distinction without a difference. The way the MAP stuff is designed and marketed, it might as well BE Muscletech.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Now, Muscletech&#8217;s stuff really isn&#8217;t bad at all&#8230;but the marketing is completely over-the-top.\u00a0 This extends to the formulas themselves, which frequently feature looooong lists of sciency-looking compounds.\u00a0 Unfortunately, overly complex ingredient labels impress potential customers who don&#8217;t understand that DOSE is important too&#8230;and the &#8220;proprietary blends&#8221; all those compounds are crammed into often aren&#8217;t big enough to contain useful amounts of all &#8211; let alone most &#8211; of them.<\/p>\n<p>In other words,\u00a0a number of those compounds are simply\u00a0&#8220;label decoration&#8221; (in fairness, Muscletech\/MAP aren&#8217;t the only supp companies who do this &#8211; far from it.\u00a0 But they certainly provide some obvious &#8211; and familiar &#8211; examples).<\/p>\n<p>Which brings us back to\u00a0&#8220;Freak Fix.&#8221;\u00a0 It&#8217;s an ok\u00a0(and actually rather tasty)\u00a0product, but it looks a lot more special than it really is, thanks to three proprietary blends\u00a0which &#8211; added together &#8211; contain a grand total of 24 different compounds.\u00a0 Problem is, many of these, like creatine monohydrate, BCAAs, glutamine, beta-alanine, etc. are needed in multigram amounts&#8230;yet all three blends together add up to only 6.45 g (per two scoop serving).\u00a0 The only way to stuff all of them into a &#8220;space&#8221; that small, is to provide less than effective doses.\u00a0 In the end, the consumer gets a lot less than meets the eye.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a deceptive tactic, in my opinion.\u00a0 But, it&#8217;s a successful one too.\u00a0\u00a0Thus &#8211; as I noted in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/mailbag-thoughts-noxplode\/\" target=\"_blank\">my recent post on NO-Xplode<\/a>,\u00a0 manufacturers aren&#8217;t gonna\u00a0quit\u00a0using it\u00a0unless they&#8217;re given a good reason to.<\/p>\n<p>So how&#8217;s about a little mockery?\u00a0 In my experience, a healthy dose of ridicule can be an effective countermeasure.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s already a not-very-complimentary term to describe excessively complicated products: &#8220;kitchen sink&#8221; supps.\u00a0 It&#8217;s a good description too, but &#8211; for whatever reason &#8211; it just doesn&#8217;t resonate with people.\u00a0 So I&#8217;m proposing\u00a0a new term:\u00a0&#8220;clown car&#8221; supplements.<\/p>\n<p>Y&#8217;all know what a clown car is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">[youtube:http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ESa4tVAf_gY]<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">I like this metaphor, as it highlights just how\u00a0ludicrous this tactic really\u00a0is.\u00a0 With a little luck, maybe it&#8217;ll catch on&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m currently wrapping up a review on Muscle Asylum Project&#8217;s &#8220;Freak Fix Muscle Whey.&#8221;\u00a0 For those of you who don&#8217;t already know, MAP is owned by Iovate Health [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,27,28],"tags":[993,1578,1866,1581,1591],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1585"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1585"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1585\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8407,"href":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1585\/revisions\/8407"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ultimatefatburner.com\/ufb-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}